Customer Minecraft Servers

Customer

  • CokeOrPepsiMC: No Thanks, I’ll Have Water

    CokeOrPepsiMC: No Thanks, I’ll Have Water

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the age-old Coke vs Pepsi debate? Well, on our Minecraft server, we settle that argument once and for all! Join us and experience the ultimate showdown between Coke and Pepsi lovers. Will you build a giant Coke bottle or a massive Pepsi can? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soda Wars, where players battle it out using fizzy drinks as weapons. Will you be the one to conquer the battlefield with your trusty can of soda?

    And if that’s not enough to tempt you, we also have a secret underground soda laboratory where players can brew their own unique soda flavors. Who knows, you might just create the next big soda sensation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the soda-fueled madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateCrafters: Customer Edition

    HateCrafters: Customer Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that hates its players more than any other company? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of disgruntled employees who will go out of their way to make your gaming experience as frustrating as possible.

    Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AccidentalSodaSipper

    AccidentalSodaSipper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

    Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

    But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

    Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

    Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

    Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

    Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

    TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhoneSnatcherCraft

    PhoneSnatcherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and good intentions… well, most of the time! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the time someone found a diamond sword in a chest and accidentally gave it to a creeper thinking it was a friendly player!

    Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a player accidentally built a roller coaster that led straight into a pool of lava. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant armor for situations like that!

    Join us for a community like no other, where you never know what will happen next. Just like the time a player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased by them instead. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mishap that will have everyone laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PandemicProofCraft

    PandemicProofCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your favorite brands letting you down during the pandemic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the only place where quality is always guaranteed! Join us and experience a world where even the creepers are made of top-notch materials that never deteriorate. Our virtual villagers have been thriving since the pandemic hit, and their crops are always fresh and delicious. So why settle for subpar products in the real world when you can escape to our server and enjoy the best of the best? Join now and say goodbye to disappointing quality forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP