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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2682 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4552 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 239997 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 229 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.
And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.
But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.
