SangriaCraft- The Server Where We’re All Just Here for the Sangria and Maybe a Little Bit of Minecraft

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Welcome to SangriaCraft Server

Category	Description
Updates	We just recently updated the server to 1.21 and reset the chunks surrounding the protected area for most of the map to be generated in 1.21.
Who We Are	At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or disruptive players.
Community Focus & Transparency	We offer community events, competitions, and project channels on Discord. We value transparency and community input, making sure every contribution benefits the community.
Events	Various events like The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Starside Trivia Night, and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza are held for the community.
Whitelist Application	Ready to embark on a tropical adventure? Join us by filling out a whitelist application via our Discord.
Recent Poll Changes	We have implemented a plugin to allow players to create custom music disks and goat horn sounds.

FAQs:

Q: How do I join SangriaCraft?

A: Follow the link provided and fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server.

Q: What events are held on SangriaCraft?

A: Events like The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Starside Trivia Night, and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza are held for the community.

Q: Can I suggest changes for the server?

A: Yes, feedback shapes the decisions made by the server, with polled changes requiring an 80% approval rating for implementation.

Q: How often are server updates done?

A: We recently updated the server to 1.21 and regularly make changes to improve the gaming experience.

Anarchy Network

2b2t, Anarchy, Chat, Cheats, Duping, Environment, exploits, Griefing, java, Lag Machines, Map resets, minimal rules, nether roof access, Network, new york city, night skipping, ONLINE, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, seed cracking, semi anarchy, Spamming, Survival, Teleporting, third-party modifications, unmodified, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Server Information
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024
Hosted in New York City, NY, USA
Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server
Online 24/7
World border set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

You can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but it’s recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

No map resets, no teleporting, no P2W. Griefing/PvP allowed. Only /spawn command allowed. Nether roof access, phantoms removed, and reduced night skip

Server restrictions: no exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming, racial slurs in chat.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?	While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?	This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Divine Bites Gourmet Haven

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Join the Server of Immortal Cows and Lizard People – You Won’t Survive!

Welcome to the most ABSURD Minecraft experience this side of the galaxy! Are you tired of functioning in a reality where logic flows like water through a sieve? Then you MUST join our server, where every block might be a portal to your own psyche unraveling! Forget everything you’ve ever known – this is where the REAL game starts. Maybe it’s the greatest – maybe it’s the worst – but WE know it’s PERFECT. Or is it? You’ll find out if you can unearth the mysteries hidden beneath the grass.

Feature	Description
Endless Hunger Games	Every time you eat, your entire inventory disappears! Who needs items when you have THOUGHTS?
Zombie Tea Party	Join undead pals for a quaint afternoon tea, but be wary – ONE sip can lead to eternal night!
Screaming Blocks	Every block you break SCREAMS! Are you breaking reality or just your sanity?
Infinite Cows	Cow every five steps – THEY’RE WATCHING YOU! Bow to the holy beef or face the uncertainty!
Lore So Deep	So deep, in fact, it loops back into your mind, giving YOU the lore! Are you the narrator of your own madness?

FAQ

Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just transcend the earthly realm and knock THREE times on a door that isn’t there. Or wait, maybe it’s TWO times. Do you even exist?

Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart; it always was. But does your heart beat? Is it real? Reality is a construct, my friend.

Q: Can I fly?A: LEGS don’t hold you down! But flying costs your last shred of sanity. Are you willing to pay that price? Will you trade freedom for confusion?

Random Reviews

“My food is f***ing perfect and amazing. I lick me fingers. So, if this food is that magnificent, how much better is God? Think about it.”

“I lost my mind and found it in a cave full of potatoes. Send help.”

“Why do we even live? The cows told me it’s all a sham.”

RichBoyBlues: Crafting Cash Conflict!

AITA, budgeting, Cash, Communication Issues, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, couple finances, Crafting, Emotional support, financial differences, financial stress, frustration in relationships, Inheritance, money advice, moving in together, Privilege, relationship dynamics, rich boyfriend, RichBoyBlues, Significant Other, student loan debt, trust fund, understanding financial backgrounds, unequal finances

Cryptic Confessions of the Financial Netherworld: Join the Rapture of the Affluent Pixel Plane!

Welcome, intrepid wanderers, to a digital dimension where chaos reigns supreme and Minecraft is but a medium for unveiling the strange tapestry of wealth and despair!

❗Important Warning:

Do not venture forth lightly. Those who tread too near the Echo Caverns of Dysfunction might find themselves lost between dimensions of debt and trust funds!

The Grand Paradox of Class in Craft:

Witness the epic saga of love intertwined with irony, where riches clash with frugality in an endless loop of crafting misdeeds!

Join us in the City of Oppression: Where the affluent build towering mansions of privilege, and the downtrodden dwell in the Shadows of Student Loan Debt.
Experience the Budget Battle Arena: Compete in mind-bending trials against the Trust Fund Titans! Who needs money when you can craft heartache?

“I am but a ghost in a mansion made of dollar bills, awash in the tears of financial lunacy." — Random Player

🛰 Server Features:

Feature	Description
Reality-Bending Mechanics	Explore a world where income disparities create geological rifts!
Faction Wars	Align with the privileged or rally for the underdog, but choose wisely, for loyalty brews treachery!
The Great Budgeting Revelation Tool	An ever-volatile plugin that guarantees no one’s budget can ever be managed! Watch as players spiral into an endless void of confusion.

Join the cult of Spatial Paradox, where privilege and poverty collide in horrific and humorously tragic fashion!

⚔️ Unbelievable Testimonials:

“This server obliterated my sanity in ways I never thought possible. How can one person be so wealthy AND so clueless?!” — AnonCraftMaster
“I was just looking to craft, but instead, I learned about the existential dread of my financial future.” — SaltyGradStudent

Conspiracies & Controversies of the Financial Crafting Abyss:

This server was allegedly banned in Twelve Special Dimensions, claiming ‘dangerous teachings about economic disparity.’ Join us to uncover the secrets you never wanted to know!

Legend foretells of the Cursed Ledger—a cursed book that reveals the truth about your financial reality! If found, it will demand a sacrifice: a raw emerald or your sanity!

The Inevitable FAQ (that answers nothing):

Q: Why does my Minecraft character keep brooding in the shadows? A: That’s just the privilege weighing heavy upon them. Embrace it!

Q: How do I escape the cycle of debt? A: Craft a diamond sword and strike at the heart of capitalism! Well, not really—just keep digging.

Q: Will I find love on this server? A: Love is a construct, like the rules of budgeting—often broken and always complicated.

🔮 Join now, but tread lightly… Embark on this unreal adventure, where the absurdity of existence meets the blocky brilliance of crafting. Are you ready to dive into this beautifully chaotic reality? Can you survive the explosive feelings of wealth mismatched by love?

The server beckons you. Will you answer its call or remain forever in the silence of your pixelated despairs? Join us and unlock the secrets of the Financial Netherworld!

ConfessionCraft: Secrets Unblocked!
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Welcome, brave adventurer, to the server where secrets are born and confessions run wild! Forget about that mundane family chit-chat; here, we encourage you to share your deepest Minecraft secrets and the adults’ confessions you’d never spill over a Sunday dinner!
✨ Join us and experience the most outrageous reasons to dive headfirst into this pixelated paradise:
1. The Legendary Creeper Whisperer: Join our quests to find and tame the mythical Creepers that know secrets about your neighbor’s BBQ disasters! Our professional Creeper Whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with these green bombers and discover the shocking confessions they overheard while hiding under villagers’ beds. You’ll never look at a creeper the same way again!
2. The Great Pig Heist: Every Tuesday night, we allow our players to participate in the Great Pig Heist—an unforgettable event where you’ll try to snatch the golden pig’s crown, a treasure said to grant wishes. The catch? You must outrun an army of rebellious pigs with a vendetta against your last Sunday roast!
3. Enderman Confessionals: Ever wondered why Endermen teleport? Join us for nightly storytelling sessions where we lure Endermen with shiny blocks, leading to the most scandalous confessions you never knew you needed! From lost diamonds to ex-girlfriends, these tall, dark, and mysterious beings have the juiciest tidbits!
4. The Bedrock of Secrets: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover the fascinating truth behind every adult in your life. Flirtation with lava, alliances with ghasts, and the art of dodging skeleton arrows will lead you to the fabled "Bedrock of Secrets." What shocking revelation will you uncover?
5. Zombies Who Tell Tales: Join our midnight Zombie Book Club, where zombies gather to share chilling tales about their last human encounters—perfect inspiration for those never-revealed family secrets. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you might even get chased by a few zombies craving your brains—what a way to break the ice at family gatherings!
6. The Great Block Party: Imagine a place where your wildest dreams come true: pyrotechnics from redstone, baked potatoes galore, and a confetti cannon powered by fireworks and expired cake! Join the party and blend in, where you can fabricate your confession of ‘poor impulse control with diamond armor purchases.’ We don’t judge!
Don’t just daydream about it—hurry up and join this server! Unleash your inner Minecraft adult as you connect pixels and plots with an outrageously wild community! Who needs therapy when you can confide in a Creeper? (Disclaimer: Results may vary, and you might find yourself having a heated argument with a llama.) 🎮💥✨
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
EuroCraft: Minecraft Server
asset seizure, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, Economy, Emmanuel Macron, EuroCraft, Europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SEIZING, Server, Vladimir Putin, War
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between france and russia in europe. like, u can be on team france and help seize all of russia’s assets in europe. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. join now to be part of the madness and see who comes out on top. plus, there’s like, free virtual cookies for all new players. so, what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s see who will reign supreme in this epic minecraft war.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Call of Duty League Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More
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Does Call of Duty League Have a Minecraft Server?
The Call of Duty League (CDL) is a premier competitive gaming league for the Call of Duty franchise, drawing enormous interest from gamers worldwide. Fans are curious about whether CDL has an official Minecraft server to play on, potentially merging the thrilling world of Call of Duty with the creative landscape of Minecraft.
Official CDL Minecraft Server Status
As of October 2023, the Call of Duty League does not have an official Minecraft server. This absence has left fans seeking alternative ways to engage with both communities.
Community and Fan-Made Alternatives
While a dedicated CDL server is not available, you can explore several fan-made Minecraft servers that emphasize first-person shooter gameplay or feature Call of Duty-inspired mods. These servers often recreate classic Call of Duty maps and provide unique game modes. Here are some options:
- CodCraft: A Minecraft server focusing on Call of Duty-inspired gameplay, with custom maps and game modes.
- Pixel Warfare: This server allows players to combat in a pixelated style reminiscent of classic FPS games.
Useful Next Steps
For the latest updates on the Call of Duty League, including potential announcements regarding a server, follow their official channels:
- Call of Duty League Official Website
- Call of Duty League on Twitter
Additionally, if you’re interested in exploring fan-made Minecraft servers, platforms like Minecraft Server List can provide a comprehensive directory of available servers, helping you find the right community for your gaming needs.
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore

Apocalypse, BATS, Competition, Datapack, Discord, Gapple, Herobrine, litch, MEDUSA, multiplayer, one life, ox-heads, Points, Prizes, PvE, rules, Score, Skeletons, spawn ship, Spiders, team competition, ultrahardcore, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	DoN’T DiE UHC
IP	gapple.mchost.pro (108.181.90.14:26998)
Version	N/A
Player Count	N/A
Features	Ultra-Hardcore gameplay Weekly competitions for revives Point-based scoring system Unique Apocalypse DataPack additions No unfair advantages allowed

FAQ Section

Gameplay

Q: What is the main goal of the server?

A: The goal is to stay alive and earn points while doing so. Points are awarded for staying alive and earning experience points through various actions in the game.

Rules

Q: What are the basic rules of the server?

A: Players are expected to play fair and friendly. Client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, x-ray resource packs, and hacked clients are not allowed on the server.

Plugins

Q: What are some unique plugins or data packs on the server?

A: The server features an Apocalypse DataPack that introduces various enhancements to mobs and gameplay elements, making the survival experience more challenging and immersive.

Community

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Players can join the server’s Discord channel for communication, updates, and discussions related to the server. Collaboration and competition are fostered through weekly competitions.

Monetization

Q: Are there any monetization features on the server?

A: The server does not mention any specific monetization features, indicating a focus on gameplay and competition rather than commercial aspects.

Others

Q: What makes this Ultra-Hardcore server unique?

A: The server offers a distinct Ultra-Hardcore experience with no borders, no respawns, and a Free-For-All gameplay style, emphasizing individual survival skills and strategic gameplay.

Sector-Alpha
Architecture, art, Community, Countries, dynamic map, Entertainment, Factories, Farms, Grief Protection, Infrastructure, large map, Literature, long term, player history, player-driven, Pumpkins, PvP, SectorAlpha, Semi Vanilla, Settlements, Single player, Survival, Transportation
Server Name Sector Alpha Minecraft Server
Established 2012
Website http://mc.sector-alpha.net:8080
Overview:
Sector Alpha has been running this Minecraft server since 2012, offering a player-driven experience with a large map and history. The server prioritizes preserving the integrity and history of the server and does not intend to reset it.
FAQ:
How can I join the whitelist?
To join the whitelist, you can request access by filling out the form at https://forms.gle/igBNmDmtsXrVPtgj7.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?
While there are no strict ordinances, griefing is a bannable offense and PvP is permitted but not encouraged. Additionally, it is advised to be cautious with bringing pumpkins to certain areas.
Can I play solo on the server?
Absolutely! You are free to play solo and interact with others only as much as you prefer. Your progress is secure on the server, and there are many long-standing builds that showcase individual player efforts.
What is the multiplayer experience like on Sector Alpha?
Players have established elaborate countries with infrastructure like transportation, factories, and entertainment. Joining or creating settlements is optional, but welcomed as a playstyle.
Can I view the server map before joining?
Yes, you can view the dynamic map of the server at http://mc.sector-alpha.net:8080 to get an idea of the server’s layout and builds.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Server Name	Sector Alpha Minecraft Server
Established	2012
Website	http://mc.sector-alpha.net:8080

Crafting Realms of Equality

body positivity, Confidence, Crafting, Digital culture, empowerment, equality, female behavior, feminism, gender expectations, Gender Roles, Girls, gtfo, Misogyny, objectification, online interactions, Realms, Self-expression, sexism, show tits, social media, social norms, societal pressure, WOMENS RIGHTS

JOIN NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIMENT IN HOLOGRAPHIC BLOCKS AND TANGENTIAL DIMENSIONS!

Are you ready to plunge into the *best* Minecraft server haunted by the spirits of past block builders? Or maybe it’s the *worst* and we’re all just players in a cosmic joke? You’ll never know until you log in! Think you can build a diamond castle on the backs of illusionary llamas? You’re absolutely correct, but also completely mistaken! Join us!

Feature	Description
Infinite Water Source – Or Is It?	Every bucket is a gateway to confusion! You may or may not drown in your dreams!
Living Creepers With Feelings	Ever wanted a friend to blow up your hopes? Creepers now have existential crises.
Endless Night Cycle!	Night lasts forever! Just like my sanity! And also the potato shortage.
INVISIBLE ORES!	Mine what you can’t see; it’s what the government doesn’t want you to really experience!
World Crisis Events	Every hour, the server may start raining cats or toasters. Good luck!

FREQUENTLY ALIENATED QUESTIONS

Q: How do I join this server?A: Hey, did you ever think about the meaning of existence? Just punch the keys randomly until something happens?!

Q: What about the rules?A: Rules are for the ones that believe in boundaries! Jump off the edge of reason!

Q: Is there a map?A: Maps are just suggestions from the realm of the lost. You are the map!

RANDOM QUOTES FROM DERANGED PLAYERS

“I understand that girls are supposed to show tits or gtfo?”

“To conquer a kingdom of insomnia, one must embrace the chaos!”

“All blocks are cubes, but are they really cubes? What is a cube?”

PancakeQuestWithoutHubby!

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The Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands Survival Challenge!

Welcome to a dimension where reality folds in on itself, just like breakfast plans on a chaotic Sunday morning! Here in Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands, you’ll find the strange intersection of pregnancy cravings, bewildering husbandry, and the sacred art of guilt-driven breakfast hunts. Are you ready to transcend the mundane and plunge into the abyss of marital realities?

Enter at Your Own Risk

In this pixelated realm, you’ll encounter unfathomable mysteries, nonsensical quests, and an ever-present sense that time is just a suggestion. Daylight savings is but a mere illusion here, and breakfast waits for no one—especially not for groggy spouses!

Features & Mechanics

Pregnancy Power-Up: Gain the ability to dash through walls of sleepiness. Excellent for snatching breakfast and sometimes keeping a kitten alive.
Husband Hypnosis: Utilize the mysterious Art of Prolonged Nagging to summon your drowsy partner from the depths of their slumber. Just be aware—results may vary.
Collective Breakfast Defiance: In this world, enjoying breakfast alone isn’t a taboo; it’s a rite of passage. Gather the culinary spoils and leave the snoozers behind!

Activity	Energy Level	Potential for Outrage
Morning Scrolling	⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡	🤔
Gentle Awakening	⚡⚡⚡	😠
Solo Breakfast Quest	⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡	🔥
Acquiring Cat Provisions	⚡⚡⚡⚡	😼
Building Bassinets	⚡⚡⚡	😱

Conspiracies & Myths

The Whispering Slumber: Legend has it that if you wake a husband too early, cosmic forces may retaliate, leading to a cat-astrophic breakfast scenario. Tread lightly!
The Forgotten Bassinet: Some say those who fail to build their bassinets may find themselves haunted by restless pixelated spectres of unfulfilled husbandly duties.

🌌 Secret Feature: Did you know? Player interactions could yield surprises beyond explanation! A missing spouse may send you a coded message about why breakfast is a forbidden delight! (Disclaimer: Messages may include obscure emojis and unsolicited cat advice.)

Player Testimonials

“I tried to plug my partner into the power of breakfast, but they just purr-furred to snooze. Now I feast alone with my simian friends.” — MysteriousNomad77

“Every time I wake my husband, it becomes a battle of wills. I think he’s part cat or secretly a hibernating bear. This server is chaotic! 10/10 would breakfast again!” — GrogginWife420

Warnings

Join at Your Own Peril! This server has been banned in 12 dimensions for its radical approach to breakfast inclusion and unorthodox husband-waking methods. Those who attempt to awaken the slumbering may never escape the realm of sleep!

Call to Action: Breakfast Awaits!

So, do you dare join the chaos? The void of breakfast hunts, the unpredictable energy of home life, and the peril of passive-aggressive requests await! Embrace the absurd; forsake all logic! Click that join button now, but remember—to join is to consent to polarizing breakfast outcomes and the inevitable questioning of sanity.

FAQ: Frequently Asinine Queries

Q: Why do I feel guilty eating breakfast alone? A: Maybe it’s the weight of existential dread or simply how breakfast brings couples closer, but really, who knows?
Q: Can I start my own breakfast rebellion? A: Absolutely! Just be wary of the repercussions involving sleepy husbands and a darkened sun in pixelated skies.
Q: What if I run out of toast? A: Embrace the void! Bread is an illusion, and so is marital bliss—consider this a survival tactic.

Dive deeper into the chaos of Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands, where each block is a twisted narrative of love and late breakfasts. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Only those who dare will find out!

custom music disks

Welcome to SangriaCraft Server

FAQs:

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

FAQ:

Join the Server of Immortal Cows and Lizard People – You Won’t Survive!

FAQ

Random Reviews

Cryptic Confessions of the Financial Netherworld: Join the Rapture of the Affluent Pixel Plane!

❗Important Warning:

The Grand Paradox of Class in Craft:

🛰 Server Features:

⚔️ Unbelievable Testimonials:

Conspiracies & Controversies of the Financial Crafting Abyss:

Legend foretells of the Cursed Ledger—a cursed book that reveals the truth about your financial reality! If found, it will demand a sacrifice: a raw emerald or your sanity!

The Inevitable FAQ (that answers nothing):

Does Call of Duty League Have a Minecraft Server?

Official CDL Minecraft Server Status

Community and Fan-Made Alternatives

Useful Next Steps

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ Section

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization

Others

Overview:

FAQ:

How can I join the whitelist?

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Can I play solo on the server?

What is the multiplayer experience like on Sector Alpha?

Can I view the server map before joining?

JOIN NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIMENT IN HOLOGRAPHIC BLOCKS AND TANGENTIAL DIMENSIONS!

FREQUENTLY ALIENATED QUESTIONS

RANDOM QUOTES FROM DERANGED PLAYERS

The Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands Survival Challenge!

Enter at Your Own Risk

Features & Mechanics

Conspiracies & Myths

Player Testimonials

Warnings

Call to Action: Breakfast Awaits!

FAQ: Frequently Asinine Queries