Konohaven SMP: Chill & Build

smp, inclusive gaming environment, chill karaoke nights, Chill, Player Run Economy

Welcome to Konohaven SMP!

Hey there, future friend! Here’s the lowdown on our goofy little world. We love meeting new folks and making cool memories. Join us for fun times like karaoke, voice chats, and chill hangouts. Grab a drink and come vibe with us!

Server Info

Season: 4 (Started April 12, 2025)
Version: 1.21.5 Java Edition (Fabric)
Location: Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty: Hard
Features:
- Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
- Single-Player Sleep
- Mostly Vanilla (no fly, no tp, no paid ranks)
- Live Map
- Optional Simple Voice Chat (no mods needed)

Economy & Shops

Player-Run Shops: Minimal rules on themes and prices. Keep it friendly! If it gets toxic, staff will step in.

Events & Fun

Challenges: Tons of events with cool rewards like custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday fun, and community builds!

Custom Stuff

Models: We have custom items and hats! A lightweight resource pack is needed to see them, but it’s not a must-have.

Community Vibe

Play Together or Solo: Whether you want to build with pals or go solo, you’re welcome! We have players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Join

Join our Discord: Click Here
Read Rules: Check out our rules and info here.
Apply for Whitelist: Go to #whitelist-application in Discord. Must be 18+ to apply.

Hope to see you soon! Let’s make some great memories together!

Konohaven Chill SMP 18+ Fun!

Minecraft Community Events, voice chat hangouts, Custom Hat Models, smp, Hard Difficulty Gameplay

🌟 SEASON 4 JUST STARTED!!! 🌟

Hey there, future friend! This is a fun place where folks meet up to make cool memories. They love chill vibes, Minecraft, and a good laugh. If you want to grab a drink and hang out, come join the fun!

Server Info:

Game: Minecraft 1.21.5 Java Edition (Fabric)
Location: Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty: Hard
Features:
- Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
- Single-Player Sleep
- Mostly Vanilla (no fly, no tp, no paid ranks)
- Live Map
- Simple Voice Chat (optional)

Shops:

This season, shop rules are chill. Players can set prices how they like. Just keep it friendly! If things get too wild, staff will step in.

Events & Challenges:

Tons of fun stuff with cool rewards like custom hats and knockback sticks. Join in for karaoke, holiday events, and community builds!

Custom Models:

Check out our custom items and hats with a light resource pack. No need to download it to play.

Community Vibes:

Play solo or with pals! We have players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord: Discord Link
Read the rules and info: Info & Guide
Apply in the #whitelist-application channel. You need to be 18+ to apply.

Come hang out and let’s make some great times together! 🎮✨

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, illegal activities, MIDDLE EAST, national security, Minecraft

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

Classroom, System, STUDENT, learning, institutionalized

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

radiation therapy, treatment effects, aging process, long-term effects, hormonal therapy

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

funny-sounding, Cultural, funny, grammar, Portuguese

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

perseverance, success, Commitment, motivation, smp

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

tight, greedy, MONEY, Christmas celebration, financial difficulty

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

CraftyMemory, memory recall, useless knowledge, cognitive overload, unimportant knowledge

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Conflict, russia, strikes, international relations, nato

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!