New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1123
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

    Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

    PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6147
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7634
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8956 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your cousin’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “blocky betrayal.”

    Witness epic love triangles, secret affairs, and family feuds that make your real-life drama look like child’s play. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, just like the time my friend caught my cousin cheating on his wife through a verified Tinder profile. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today. Who knows, you might just become the next star of our scandalous Minecraft world!

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  • ExBlockBabysitterNoMore

    ExBlockBabysitterNoMore
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5514
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Animals Bred: 78 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of co-parenting chaos and guilt trips galore!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get bombarded with requests to babysit other players’ virtual kids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to navigate through a maze of guilt trips and emotional manipulation just to play the game.

    But hey, if you’re up for the challenge of being a virtual dad to a bunch of random kids, then this server is perfect for you! So come on, join us and show your son how to be a kind and caring person in the virtual world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the best virtual dad ever!

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  • ExGFsBlockParty

    ExGFsBlockParty
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 832
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3200
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and color guard competitions!

    Picture this: you’re trying to volunteer for your girlfriend’s daughter’s color guard team, but her deadbeat ex suddenly wants to be a parent volunteer too. Who will get the coveted spot? Will you have to give up your Saturdays for this guy who hasn’t even texted his own daughter in years?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between a devoted boyfriend and a long-lost dad trying to make up for lost time. Who will win the title of “Best Parent Volunteer”? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of teenage angst, parental neglect, and the ultimate decision: to be the hero or the villain in this crazy color guard saga. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us today!

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  • StepDadCraft

    StepDadCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1177
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast – just like how your stepdad wants you to have a blast on Father’s Day!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with twists and turns, just like the twists and turns in your family dynamics. Build your own “completed family” with our community of players, and maybe even find a stepdad who will guilt-trip you into spending special days with him!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to connect with our wacky players and feel like you’re appreciated as part of our Minecraft family. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about compromise and acceptance – just like how you’re learning to compromise with your stepdad on Father’s Day plans.

    So come on over and join us for a day of fun and adventure, because being absolute about joining our server is definitely showing you in a good light right now. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!

    SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9391
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Towns Built: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 383 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Dimension Hops: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a loving foster family that will adopt you and give you the support you need to thrive.

    Forget about your former social worker and half siblings, they don’t stand a chance against the power of our blocky world. Build your dream home, explore endless possibilities, and make new friends who actually care about you.

    Join now and leave all the bitterness and hate behind! Who needs nuance when you have a pixelated wonderland waiting for you? Don’t let anyone tell you how to write your story, become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure today! #BlockyParadise #NoMoreDrama #MinecraftFamily

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  • Saint Seiya’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Saint Seiya’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 325
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 400
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching your favorite anime characters get killed off over and over again? Well, why not join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about Athena getting offed by Next Dimension ever again! Join now for a chance to build your own Greek-inspired world and show those pesky gods who’s boss. Who needs CG series when you can have your own epic saga in the world of Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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  • SisSwap Minecraft Server

    SisSwap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4413
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s living situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, entitlement, and sibling rivalry that will make you forget about your own family drama.

    Just like the free room and board Lanie got, our server offers freebies galore – from unlimited resources to access to rare items that will make your friends green with envy. And just like Lanie’s summer job money, you can earn in-game currency to splurge on the coolest gear and upgrades.

    But beware, just like Lanie’s sister, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be the hero like Maria, who saves the day and wins everyone’s hearts? Or will you be the villain like Lanie, causing chaos and drama at every turn?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness and come out on top. Who needs a summer job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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  • EatCraftin’Friends

    EatCraftin’Friends
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6130
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 6778 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

    Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

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  • Nope, Not Going There Minecraft Server

    Nope, Not Going There Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8415
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring travel destinations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate vacation spot for all you adventure seekers out there! Forget about the Eiffel Tower or the Great Wall of China, come explore our virtual world filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle evil mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Need a break from all the action? Relax on our pixelated beaches or take a dip in our lava-filled hot springs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

    So why waste your time on boring travel destinations when you can experience the trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server? Pack your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • PixelPolyglot

    PixelPolyglot
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 496
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to magically learn the language of the Endermen! Imagine chatting with those creepy tall guys and understanding their plans for world domination. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground library where ancient scrolls teach you how to speak in Pig Latin to confuse your enemies. So come join us and unlock the mysteries of Minecraft languages!

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  • GreeneryGamerz

    GreeneryGamerz
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1890
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 194 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, U WANNA FEEL GOOD? JOIN DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA GREENS U NEED TO FEEL AT PEACE. U LOOK AT DEM TREES AND BAM, ANXIETY GONE, FEELIN’ LIKE U IN A SPA. U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA HEALIN’ POWER ANYWHERE ELSE, SO HOP ON AND LET DA LEAVES WORK THEIR MAGIC. #GREENISGOOD #TREESARELIFE #FEELINSPROUTED

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  • Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos

    Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 876
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Us

    A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!

    Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.

    Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!


    Plugins

    Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.

    Plugins
    CoreProtect
    Graves
    Anti-creeper grief
    EssentialsX
    VanillaTweeks
    Dynmap
    DiscordSRV
    HeadDatabase
    Blaze&Caves Advancements
    Brewery

    Rules

    • Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
    • No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
    • To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
    • No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
    • More rules in our Discord server!

    Applications

    Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.

    Click here to apply

    If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

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  • Blocky World Boundaries Minecraft Server

    Blocky World Boundaries Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8432
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on creating a world with limited play area without any boring limitations! Our world is so immersive that you won’t even realize you’re confined within boundaries.

    Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.

    But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.

    So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

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  • FieryFuel Minecraft Server

    FieryFuel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1311
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t fuel your creative fire? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! We’re looking for caption lovers, caption makers, and even hentai enthusiasts (we won’t judge, we promise).

    But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire with our insane creativity! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary 058e527d506b76635d70b08edf000953cd28bd618166b207ace91621a649e41231 hidden somewhere in our server. 😉🔥

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3799
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!

    Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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