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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2780 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9981 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
