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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2997 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5129 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?