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Mom vs GF: The Great Escape

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Escape, Etiquette, family, generational differences, Girlfriend, Great, intervention, Manners, misunderstandings, mom, Mother, relationships, resolution, Respect, siding, Support, Tension

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crops Grown:	5602

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s backyard? Look no further! Join our server where demanding water without saying please can lead to epic battles between players and their virtual moms. Watch out for confrontational confrontations and learn valuable life lessons about communication skills while building your dream blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud!

MindBoggled Minecraft Server

befuddlement, bewilderment, complexity, confusion, conundrum, Dilemma, Enigma, head scratching, incomprehension, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MindBoggled, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, puzzle, quandary, Riddle, Server, uncertainty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	2406	Divine Spears Created:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

Apoptosis., blue laser, BlueLaserCraft, cancer apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, colorectal cancer, Experimental Study, in vitro study, in vivo study, laser therapy, light therapy, Medical research, novel therapy, novel treatment, photodynamic therapy, photosensitizer, Tumor Cells

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5179
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

buffoonery, buffoonish behavior, Clown, Crafty, disgraceful actions, disgraceful behavior, embarrassing situation, government incompetence, incompetent leaders, leadership disgrace, leadership failure, Minecraft, National disgrace, national embarrassment, national humiliation, national shame, political embarrassment, political ineptitude, political scandal, public humiliation, public shame, Server, shameful behavior, shameful display

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

casa zarigüeya, Craft, desuarchive, edición yapokattropellados, Edition, hábitos, habits, haha, hahaihatemyself, hate, ip address, JajaCraft, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posshousezarigüeyacraft, possumhouse, Server, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	23
Farms Harvested:	691	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

all-time favorite, always rewatching, Beloved, beloved classic, BlockBinge, cherished film, cinematic gem, classic, comfort movie, endlessly enjoyable, endlessly rewatchable, eternal favorite, favorite movie, forever favorite, go-to film, Minecraft, movie night staple, never gets old, never-ending love, perennial favorite, Rewatchable, Server, Timeless

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Votes:	1719
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

awful job, CreeperCustodian, least desirable job, most abhorred job, most despised job, most detested job, most dreaded job, most hated job, most loathed job, most repugnant job, most reviled job, terrible job, worst career, worst employment, worst job, worst labor, worst occupation, worst position, worst profession, worst vocation, worst work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1524	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!