Cusheon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2716
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Alien Abductions:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

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Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Emeralds Found:	831
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5496

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9053	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	156
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Farms Harvested:	515	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	905	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	71	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Villages Defended:	9

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!