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The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

amusement, cheerful, chuckles, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Happiness, hilarious, humor, jokes, jovial, joy, kikikiki, Kikis, LAUGHING, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, mirthful, playful, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1360
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	282
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4890	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	161336	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	3430	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Star Shards Collected:	254	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	661
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	717949	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!