Curvycraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CurvyCraft – AITA?

weight, misunderstanding, Argument, body image, Personality

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the blocks are super curvy and thicc. Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server for some curvy blocky fun!

We got pigs with hourglass figures, cows with voluptuous udders, and creepers with some serious junk in the trunk. It’s a curvy paradise, baby!

And hey, if you’re into curvy pixels, then this is the place for you. Our server is all about celebrating those nice feminine features, just like my girlfriend’s body (shoutout to her, she’s a real blocky babe).

So come on down to our server and get your curvy on! It’s gonna be a thicc good time, I promise you that. Join now and let’s get blocky with it!

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CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

self-conscious, acceptance, body image, Individuality, body positivity

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

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CurvyCraft: Where All Body Types Thrive!

Stereotypes, misconceptions, CurvyCraft, Intimacy, small penis

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.

On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.

But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?

So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!

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PixelPanicMC

normal, misjudgment, unexpected, misled, #revelation

Have you ever thought mining for diamonds in Minecraft was just a normal, everyday activity? Well, think again! On our server, the diamonds fight back! That’s right, these shiny little rocks have had enough of being mined and they will stop at nothing to protect themselves. Join our server for a chance to battle it out with diamond swords, diamond armor, and even diamond golems! It’s a diamond showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics.” Watch as these explosive creatures compete in events such as the high jump, sprinting, and synchronized exploding. It’s a blast, literally!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness diamonds with a vengeance and explosive sports competitions? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

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PalestinianPirate69

Terrorism, PalestinianPirate69, Pro-palestinian, praise, arrested

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!

our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!

join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most outrageous minecraft server you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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ArachnoPatternCraft

duplicate gene, spider evolution, genetic patterning in spiders, ancient gene, evolutionary biology

yo, so like, dis server is like, totally epic cuz we got dis newly discovered duplicate of an ancient gene dat is like, super important for patterning da spider waist. like, who even knew spiders needed genes for their waists, amirite? join dis server and you can be part of da epic quest to unlock da secrets of da spider waist gene. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a spider waist master and rule over all da eight-legged creatures in da land. so come on, join dis server and let’s get waist patterning, yo!

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Bucketry: Where Minecraft and buckets collide… and then buckets take over!

Quests, Epic, Minecraft, Mythicmobs, Treasures
Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

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JAVA mc.bucketry.net

Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132

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Epic Adventure awaits in Bucketry, a realm filled with endless opportunities and challenges.

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FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the JAVA server address: mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock server address: mc.bucketry.net:19132

Q: What are some unique challenges in the server?

A: Engage in PyroFishing, PyroFarming, and PyroMining for special rewards.

Q: Can I create my own realm in Bucketry?

A: Yes, you can build your own empire with custom spawners and structures.

Q: How do I protect my land from griefing?

A: Utilize the user-friendly Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, participate in Piñata Parties and other fun activities with the community.
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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

russian literature, language pronunciation., CraftyComrades, language vocabulary, language proficiency

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Russian circus! Join us for a chance to ride a bear while juggling vodka bottles and dodging matryoshka dolls flying at you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a Russian folk song plays in the background. It’s like a musical journey through the Siberian tundra.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing babushkas and a never-ending supply of blinis. So come join us on our wacky Russian adventure and see if you can survive the craziness!

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HogCraft SMP – The Real Deal Hog Without Pics

animal photography, original hog, actual hog, HogCraft, unedited

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hog of Truth, a mystical creature that roams the land dispensing wisdom and bacon to all who dare to seek it. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Hog and bestow upon it a crown made of diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. See you there, adventurer!

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CraftySibsStealz

evidence presentation, project reinstatement, workplace drama, Conflict Resolution, career advancement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of competing with your own family members in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where you and your sister battle it out for dominance, just like in the real world but with pixelated swords and armor! Will you steal each other’s ideas and claim them as your own, or will you work together to conquer the Minecraft realm?

Witness epic showdowns as project managers clash over who came up with the best idea first. Will you escalate the matter to management like a true pro, or will you handle it privately and risk being labeled as unsupportive by your virtual parents?

Join us now and experience the drama, the tension, and the pure chaos of working with family members in the tech industry. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your skills and relationships in the most outrageous way possible!

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JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

Curvycraft

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

Features:

Server Trailer:

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What are some unique challenges in the server?

Q: Can I create my own realm in Bucketry?

Q: How do I protect my land from griefing?

Q: Are there community events on the server?