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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6888 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Magic Items Found: | 7904 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 6232 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?