Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!
Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!
Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!
But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!
But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!
We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.
But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!
Just like how my aunt went from cool to strict in a matter of seconds, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. One minute you’re peacefully building a house, the next you’re caught in a heated argument over the best way to farm potatoes.
And just like how my aunt accused me of turning her daughter into a mini-hooker, our server is full of accusations and drama that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than my aunt’s sudden outbursts!
Welcome to sampmine!
Allowed cheats (just not harsh)
There is no donat
There are no plugins
There is no antitheism!
minecheat.aternos.me
| Launch Date | January 10, 2025 |
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| Active Members | 20-30 |
| Server Type | SMP |
A: Solarion is a Minecraft survival multiplayer server with a focus on building, redstone, skin creation, and community interactions. It is open to players aged 18 and above.
A: To join Solarion SMP, you need to join their Discord server and fill out an application. The server is hosted in Arizona, US, but welcomes players from around the world.
A: Season 5 features a Shopping District with a diamond economy, a Games District with various games and challenges, a Community Centre with mailboxes, and special Event Coordinators who host fun events for the server.
A: Solarion SMP is run on Folia (a fork of paper) and utilizes plugins such as Drop Heads, CoreProtect, Axgraves, Simple Voice Chat, Armor Stand Tools, Player Sleep, and Bluemap. These plugins enhance gameplay and server protection.
Join us if you’re tired of feeling like you’re being watched all the time, like poor Steve here who can’t even mine for diamonds without someone checking his every move.
On our server, you won’t have to share your location with anyone unless you want to! Say goodbye to the days of feeling like you’re constantly being tracked like a sneaky creeper in the night.
We even have a strict no-camera-in-the-living-room policy, because who wants to feel like they’re on a reality show 24/7? Unless, of course, you’re filming your epic Minecraft adventures to share with the world – then go for it!
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and mine in peace without anyone breathing down your neck. And remember, trust is the key to a successful Minecraft kingdom – not constant location tracking!
The Oldbutgold server gives you a unique and captivating experience in the Minecraft Universe, being the perfect place for those who appreciate the united communities and memorable adventures. This server is specially created to satisfy all players’ preferences, having multiple game modes, an active community and periodic events that will maintain the living action.
The central hub is the starting point of each adventure, where the players can easily connect and sail to the various sub-serve. The atmosphere on the hub is a friendly and welcoming one, and its unique design is made to provide an excellent first impression to all visitors.
The game modes offered on Oldbutgold include:
Survival the perfect way for those who love to build, explore and survive. With an ideal balance between challenges and fun, Oldbutgold survival gives you the freedom to create impressive worlds while working or competing with other players. Factions (soon): Get ready for intense rivalries! It forms a faction with friends, conquers the territories and becomes the supreme leader in a game focused on strategy and competition. SkyBlock (Soon): Starts from a small island and turn it into a true empire into heaven! This mode of play is perfect for those who want to test their creativity and resource management skills. Why choose Oldbutgold? Our community is made up of dedicated and friendly players, and the staff is always active and ready to help you. The server has a well -developed infrastructure, guaranteeing an experience without lag and a stable connection.
Join Oldbutgold today and discover a world full of possibilities! We are waiting for you to put your mark in this growing community.
185.104.183.40