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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6357 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.