curtains – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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SpongeBob’s Laundry Day

Bacteria, bathroom, bedding, cleaning, curtains, Day, Dirt, dishcloths, germs, household chores, household item, hygiene, kitchen, Laundry, maintenance, mattress, overlooked items, pillows, SpongeBobs, Sponges, towels, Washing

Have you ever thought about washing your toaster? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take cleanliness to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of scrubbing pixelated appliances while dodging creepers and zombies. Trust us, your virtual kitchen will thank you for it! So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

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MooCraft

agriculture, Benefits, consumer choice, Consumption, controversy, dairy, debate, Farming, Food Safety, health, local ], milk industry, moocraft, nutrition, organic, pasteurization, raw milk, regulations, Risks, Traditional, unpasteurized

Are you tired of living in a world where raw milk is frowned upon? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire village dedicated to the glorious consumption of raw milk! Join us and experience the thrill of milking cows with your bare hands and chugging that sweet, unpasteurized goodness straight from the udder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Join their ranks and fight epic battles against evil mobs while wearing nothing but a suit made entirely of diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the raw milk-fueled adventures begin!

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Deserved Better Minecraft Server

DESERVED, deserved better, favorite character, long trail, Minecraft, my favorite character, Server, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats comes prancing by. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo tournaments that happen every Saturday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Grief, griefer, Griefers, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, MurchaCraft, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, wipe

The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

p10.murcha.su

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Diversity Server: Where the map is older than your average Minecraft player! No map resets here!

Average, Builds, commands, Community, Creative, Discord, Diversity, Dynmap, Economy, Events, History, Ip:, Lore, Map, Minecraft, new generation, Older, player, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Resets, Server, smp, Survival, Website

Server Overview
The server has been around for 10 years on the original map with no resets. It has a rich history and lore. There are currently SMP and SMPNG options available. SMPNG is a fresh start for players who want an untouched world. Chat is synced between all servers.

Useful Links
IP: smp.diversitymc.net
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/wNn5nPy
Website: https://diversitymc.net/servers/smp/

FAQ

1. How long has the server been around? The server has been around for 10 years on the original map.

2. Is there a reset on the server? No, there have been no resets on the server.

3. What is the difference between SMP and SMPNG? SMP is the original map with a rich history and lore, while SMPNG is a fresh start for players who want an untouched world.

4. How can I connect to SMPNG? You can use /server smpng in-game to connect to SMPNG.

5. Is chat synced between all servers? Yes, chat is synced between all servers, including the creative server.

Underwhelming Boss Battle

anticlimactic, battle, Boss, boss battle, boss fight, defeated, defeated quickly, Disappointment, EASY, final showdown, gameplay, Gaming, lackluster, letdown, not challenging, predictable, Repetitive, underwhelming, unexciting, unimpressed, Unsatisfying, video games

Are you tired of boring old boss fights that leave you feeling meh? Well, look no further because on our server, the boss fights are so underwhelming that you’ll actually feel OVERWHELMED by the lack of challenge! Seriously, our Ender Dragon just sits there knitting scarves and our Wither boss is more interested in starting a book club than fighting. Join us for the most hilariously lackluster boss fights you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our Creeper boss has a secret talent for breakdancing…don’t miss out on the fun!

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SoyboyCraft: Where even the creepers are questioning their masculinity!

CREEPERS, culture, diet, End.., feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, health, Identity, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, masculinity norms, Media, Phenomenon, Plant-Based, Questioning, Social, soyboy, SoyboyCraft, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, trend, vegan

Are you tired of living in a world where soyboys roam freely, spreading their hipster vibes and vegan propaganda? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, soyboys are banned for life! Join us and experience a world where only the manliest of men survive. Chop down trees with your bare hands, wrestle creepers into submission, and build towering fortresses with your bros. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bacon-loving warriors who ride into battle on giant hamster wheels. So what are you waiting for? Join us and reclaim your masculinity today!

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FixCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Country RP Server, Crossplatform, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, FixCraft, Grief, Minecraft, Minigames, Murdermystery, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla Survival, Voicechat System

This is the best Country RP Server with the earth map, create your own country, the server also has BedWars, SkyWars and Murdermystery, or you can generally talk with our voicechat system, no mods needed! the server also has vanilla survival, anarchy, grief.

mc.fixcraft.org

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Endless Edibles: A Vanilla SMP server for players who are mature… with a side of proximity chat!

application, Assistance, Balanced Experience, Chat, Community, Discord, dream creations, Edibles, Endless, Events, fair gaming environment, Features, Friendly, gameplay, grief-free, Mature, Players, Plugins, Proximity, quality of life, seasoned player, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, world border

Welcome to Endless Eden!
Survival Paradise: Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, our survival world offers a balanced experience for everyone. Survive, thrive, and build your dream creations in a friendly and grief-free environment.
Community-Driven: Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and participate in community events.
Regular Updates: Our dedicated staff team is committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, events, and features.
Custom Features: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins and features that give Vanilla a much needed Quality of Life update.
Friendly and Active Staff: Our staff is always available to assist you and ensure a fun and fair gaming environment.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We are currently on 1.20.2 and will open the world border when we update to 1.21.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez and fill out a short application.
Are there any community events?	Yes, we regularly host community events for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have custom plugins and features, but please check our Discord for a full list of allowed Mods and Data Packs.

4kCraft LOLz

4K, 4kCraft, 8k, Display, future-proofing, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming gear, gaming monitors, gaming setup, gaming TVs, graphics, High Definition, Immersive, lolz, Monitors, resolution, Screen, Technology, tvs, Upgrade, Visual Experience

Are you tired of living in the stone age with your measly 4k resolution? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the mind-blowing 8k resolution like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in stunning 8k clarity, when suddenly a herd of pixelated llamas come charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – diamond-encrusted pickaxes that shoot laser beams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to 8k and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the occasional creeper that likes to photobomb your epic builds.

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Crafty Comrades: Where Minecraft meets Mother Russia in a blocky battle of creativity and vodka-fueled shenanigans!

aggression, battle, blocky, Bomb, chuddy, comrades, Conflict, controversial, Crafty, creativity, debate, Geniuses, Hungarian, meets, Military, Minecraft, Mother, oft-quoted, Politics, Provocative, question.., quotes, remark, russia, russians, Shenanigans, strategy, Timing, vodkafueled, when, world affairs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Hungarian genius who is always ready to bomb the Russians at a moment’s notice! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our fearless leader. Who needs a plan when you have a Hungarian genius calling the shots? Join now and see just how chuddy things can get on our server!

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