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SwearCraft: Multilingual Cursing
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to expand your vocabulary of international curse words! Join us and learn a new swear word from a different language every time you respawn! Who knew getting blown up by a creeper could be so educational and hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in swear words from ancient civilizations. So come on down and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start cussing in Latin! -
ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists
Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal. -
Crafty F Off Zone
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin! -
LockedOutLovers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden keys in a virtual world! Just like the delivery guy who couldn’t get in because of locked doors, you’ll have to use your wits to find the keys and unlock new adventures.But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!
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FricknCraft – Kid Approved Swear Words
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER??? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU WON’T FIND THAT SH*T ANYWHERE ELSE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! PLUS, WE HAVE COOKIES… LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.
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SwearCraft – Noob Friendly Server
Are you tired of being on servers where you can’t let out a good ol’ swear word without getting banned? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage swearing like a sailor! In fact, the more colorful your language, the more diamonds you’ll find in-game. Join us for a wild ride of profanity and prosperity! -
Mikey SMP (Closed)
survival! Do whatever you want as long as it is NOT against the rules 🙂RULES:
1.No Griefing (Unless warranted or necessary)
2.No Spamming
3.No Advertising
4.No Cursing/No Constant Cursing
5.No Trolling/Flaming (Unless warranted or necessary)
6.No Banned Items Without Permission. (Ex: OP Tools and Nuke TNT)
7.No Asking for OP, Ranks, or Items (Seriously, you will not get it. Plus, there is literally an area that gives you free food.)
8.Respect all Players
9.Obey Staff There the Law
10. No Racist or Sexist Remarks.
11. No Mods/Hacks
12.No Full Caps Messages (Unless warranted or necessary)
13.No Builds Near Spawn (50 blocks away Min)
14.No 1×1 Towers (Unless warranted or necessary. Plus why tf would you do this unless you’re being chased.)
Mod/Admin Rules:
15.Be Responsible with the privileges you are given as a Mod/Admin
16.Do not spawn blocks or items for other players (There is a free item zone)
17.When Trading, only buy and sell legit items (No items YOU spawned.)
18.Only help build for other players using legit items and blocks. Better yet, just let them do it themselves. I’ll just give them free wood.)
19.No Power Abuse Without Permission from Mikey (Mikey is the owner. Goes by the username “MikeyTV10” [Even then it’s unlikely Mikey will let you])
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20. Yes, You Are Allowed To Fight
MikeySMPrealJava.aternos.me:16316
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Crafty McCraftface: ‘kurva anyátok’ Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, you crazy diamond miners!
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Blocky Bants & Banter
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our epic build-off where the winner gets a real-life pet creeper (handle with care, folks).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour tag.
So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!
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PHEONIX
A BRAND-NEW SERVER FOR YOU TO ENJOY NOW ON 1.19.2 JAVA EDITION COME AND ENJOY [do not hack or it will result in a ban/kick]
135.148.60.12