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/a/ SMP Legends – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by two insane overlords who will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join our server and witness the chaos as these two rulers battle it out for control, using everything from diamond swords to exploding sheep. Will you join forces with one of them, or strike out on your own and try to take them both down?

But beware, these rulers are not your typical Minecraft players. One of them is a master builder who can create entire cities in a matter of minutes, while the other is a redstone genius who can rig up traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by chaos and madness. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

ableist, aita, awkward situations, camping area, changing dynamics, denying access, Dogs, Friends, game night, group call, hosting events, Minecraft, movie night, potluck, ps4, PupCraft, responsible pet ownership, seizures, Server, service dog, shedding, social gatherings, unfair treatment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Items Found:	8063	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your pet-related problems behind!

We understand the struggle of not wanting pets in your house, especially when they shed like crazy. That’s why our server is completely pet-free! No more worrying about fur all over your virtual furniture.

Join us for epic events like virtual potlucks, game nights, and movie nights. No need to worry about service dogs crashing the party – we’ve got you covered!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the pet-related drama at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be such a drama-free zone?

BlockyBash: NoTwinNoWin

Appearance, attention seeking, beauty standards, BlockyBash, body image, cosmetic procedures, family dynamics, family relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, NoTwinNoWin, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, societal pressure, twin sister, unconventional beauty, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1527
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	8023	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Animals Bred:	81

Are you tired of being the plain Jane in your family? Do you want to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and be the center of attention just like the twin sister in this crazy story. With our insane customizations and unique features, you’ll be turning heads left and right. Who needs conventional beauty when you can have a face full of plastic surgery like a true Minecraft fashionista?

Don’t worry about being the “pretty twin” anymore, because on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own bizarre way. So come on over and show off your jaw-dropping looks, no matter how many surgeries it takes. Join now and be the envy of all your relatives – they’ll never believe you’re related to anyone else on the server!

TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP

Alter, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, consequences, decision, erase event, hindsight, historical event, History, hypothetical, hypothetical question, Imagine, Impact, Minecraft, mistake, Reflection, regret, revisionist history, smp, time travel, TimeTravelGriefing, undo, wish

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	1686	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!

BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	394	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	659
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	2357	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!