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CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Farms Harvested:	446	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Emeralds Found:	1447	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	1730	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	296
Potions Brewed:	114	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6900
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Void Gems Collected:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!