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SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Zombie Dances:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

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ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9048
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1859

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!

CraftyCreeperVille

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2769
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	49

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!