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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3786
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 752 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Alien Abductions: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 New Chunks Explored: 176519

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    UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks/cheats on this server?

    A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Can I teleport or set a home location?

    A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.

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  • Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1565
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Dimension Hops: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mines Excavated: 3594
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3982
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Enchantments Applied: 145
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

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    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4710
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Votes: 3697 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8324

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2211
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mines Excavated: 3060
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2459
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4482 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 511
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 228 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 9875
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1352
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1597
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2334 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

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    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

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