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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4084 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 187 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!