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No Bone Boner Land

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Ores Mined:	5828
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1790	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

Leukemia Slayer’s Fun Zone

Atlas, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR T, cellular therapy, Fun, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, immunotherapy, leukaemia, Leukemia, long-term remission, medical breakthrough, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Remission, single cell, SLAYERS, type 2 function, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SINGLE-CELL CAR T ATLAS THAT REVEALS TYPE 2 FUNCTION IN 8-YEAR LEUKAEMIA REMISSION. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT LEUKAEMIA-BUSTING CELLS IN OUR WORLD, SO YOU BETTER JOIN BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET ‘EM.

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!

Pythia MC

1.20 combat system, Cheater-Free Experience, competitive play, Cracked Support, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Fisher, Geopolitical, miner, Player Classes, Player opinion, proximity voice chat, PvP, pythia, Roleplay, Runner, Screensharing team, Siegewar, Simple Introduction, Special Crates, Towny, unique experience

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Gems Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Pythia is a Towny Geopolitical server using the modern 1.20 combat system, featuring a 1:750 Earth map. We aim to provide a completely bug-free and smooth gameplay experience, with the players’ opinions being the most valuable aspect of our server. We have tons of special features, including:

Cracked Support: We ensure that everyone can play and enjoy the Towny experience. Competitive Play: Whether you want to build in peace or seek competition and PvP, this is the place for you! Enjoy a smooth, bug-free SiegeWar experience. Proximity Voice Chat: Talk with everyone around you using proximity voice chat. Special Player Classes: Make the grinding experience more enjoyable by choosing from classes like Fisher, Runner, and Miner. Simple Introduction: Newcomers can easily learn the basics of Towny with our simple introduction. Cheater-Free Experience: Our screensharing team ensures that nobody cheats on the server. Special Crates: Only the strongest players get to keep them.

Join Pythia and enjoy a unique Towny experience where your opinion matters most!

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RigoloSMP: Where the only added flavor is the nice community! Join now for pure vanilla fun!

ADDED, Adventure, amazing, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Discord, flavor, Friends, Fun, Join, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nice, Play, Players, Pure, RigoloSMP, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	1098
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Allowed Players	Cracked and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you
What version is the server running?	1.21
Is the server modded?	No, it is entirely vanilla
Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?	Yes, they are allowed to join

Left Middle Right Minecraft Server

anal penetration, anal play, Boundaries, consent, Desires, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetishes, Intimacy, kink, left, middle, Minecraft, Pleasure, role-play, satisfaction, Server, sexual preferences, Submission, taboo

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	868575	Ores Mined:	6928
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation

Computer Gaming, emulation, Gaming Community, gaming emulation, Gaming Mods, gaming mods community, Minecraft, Mods, PC emulation, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming community discussion, PC gaming discussion, PC gaming emulation, PC gaming emulation discussion, PC gaming mods, PC gaming mods discussion, pc mods, PORT, porting, retro gaming, smp, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458

Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BabyBash Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, BabyBash, Birthday Party, child development, children’s birthday, emotional meltdowns, family decisions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting dilemmas, postpartum, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepover, sleepover etiquette

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! 🍼🎮

Are you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! 🧟‍♂️💤

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. 🎉🎈

So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! 🤪✨ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness

SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6861	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	818260
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	80	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	5843	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

activities, Adventure, autumn, Changing Seasons, climate, Cozy, enjoyment, Fall, favorite time of year, favourite season, holidays, Nature, outdoors, Personal, Preferences, reasons, Season, seasonal changes, SeasonCraft, Spring, Summer, weather, why, Winter

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?