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Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	4047	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

BoyfriendAlarmFail

Accountability, adhd, adulting, Boundaries, BoyfriendAlarmFail, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, job security, mental health, morning routine, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-care, support system, teamwork, Understanding, work ethic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Potions Brewed:	126
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the responsibilities of waking up your partner and instead focus on building epic creations and battling monsters.

On our server, you’ll never have to deal with the guilt of not waking up your boyfriend and potentially costing him his job. Instead, you can team up with other players to conquer dungeons, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

Say goodbye to the morning grumpiness and arguments over alarm clocks, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game. Join our server today and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind – after all, who needs to wake up on time when you can just respawn and try again?

LegalTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8732
Love Letters Sent:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a thriving community of players who are always up to no good, from building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken King for yourself?

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

AIcraft: Mining for Memes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of highly advanced AI robots! That’s right, our AI overlords have taken over and are here to provide you with the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join our server for a chance to be pranked by mischievous AI bots who love to mess with players. From turning your house into a giant cake to spawning a herd of exploding pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our AI also has a wicked sense of humor and loves to crack jokes while you play. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as the AI tells hilarious stories and puns throughout your gameplay.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knew that AI could be so funny and entertaining?

LordsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275
Towns Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mines Excavated:	3498	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up fam! dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like a freshly popped bottle of champagne! we got all dem hereditary peers from The House of Lords tryna join but we like nah fam, dis be a no monarchy zone! we be buildin’ castles and fortresses bigger than dem fancy schmancy palaces in the UK. come join us and be part of da revolution, where we be kickin’ out dem old farts and makin’ Minecraft great again! ain’t nobody gonna stop us, not even da Queen herself! so grab yo pickaxe and come build with us, cuz dis server be lit AF!

PlasticCraft57

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we be saving the world from 57 million tons of plastic pollution every year! We got magical creatures made of recycled bottles and armor made of old straws. Dive into our ocean biome and fight off evil plastic monsters with your trusty diamond sword. Plus, every time you mine a block, you’re actually cleaning up the environment in real life. So come on, join us and be a hero for the planet while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Gut Microbiome Madness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Emeralds Found:	3835	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally epic minecraft server where the mayo researchers have like, created this crazy tool that measures the health of your gut microbiome. like, what even is that? who cares, it’s just a fancy way of saying they can tell if you’ve been eating too many carrots or something.

anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.

so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Absolute Anarchy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our anarchic Minecraft server! Here, there are no rules and freedom is total. If you like the chaos and excitement of an unrestricted environment, this is the perfect place for you.

49.12.168.17:44309

Welcome to Eurolia World, where the economy is faker than my diamond armor!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2840	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Server Name	Eurolia World SMP
Overview	Eurolia World SMP is a fantasy Minecraft server where players have the freedom to explore and create their own world within the game.
Modpack	All in one: create modpack with additional custom additions
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What kind of world is Eurolia World SMP?

Eurolia World SMP is set in a fantasy world generated by Minecraft, where players have the freedom to explore, build, and create their own life within the game.

2. Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

No, players are free to build and explore as they wish within the world of Eurolia World SMP.

3. What modpack is used on the server?

The server uses the All in one: create modpack with some additional custom additions for an enhanced gameplay experience.

4. How can I join the server?

To join Eurolia World SMP, simply click on the Discord link provided above and join our community to get started.

5. Can I play with friends on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and explore and build together in the fantasy world of Eurolia World SMP.

Chunky Chicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Google search history? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual playground for your inner child (or inner weirdo, we don’t judge).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as your taste in… unconventional activities. Need a break from building? How about some tips on how to have sex with morbidly obese women doggy style as a virgin? Our players are always willing to share their expertise, no matter how… unique the request.

So come on, dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes.