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RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	775
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	9147
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!