Join now and become the ultimate genetic freak in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal when you can be outrageously unique? Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest genetic combinations you can think of. Don’t be cursed with boring genetics, join our server and embrace your inner mutant!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!
But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?
So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
But that’s not all, complete this quest and you get to choose between Anon’s Trusty Shiv, perfect for slicing through blocks like butter, or Anon’s Noble Shortsword, for those epic battles against zombie hordes.
Join us now for a chance to win these epic prizes and embark on ridiculous adventures with a community that’s as insane as you are! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Anon himself and unlock the secrets of his cursed armor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…
| Server Status | 24/7 with hourly restarts |
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| RAM | 6 Gb |
| Modpack Version | 1.19.2 |
| Discord Members | 90+ |
A: Yes, head to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc
A: The modpack is centered around exploration, base building, farming, and expands upon base-game Minecraft gameplay.
A: PVP is allowed, but griefing is not. Builds can be protected using FTB chunks.
A: Most players are ages 14-25, with a welcoming atmosphere for all ages.
Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?
But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.
| Server Status | 24/7 |
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| RAM | 6 GB |
| Custom Modpack | Yes, regularly updated |
The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, expanding upon base-game Minecraft with medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Some of the mods included are Create, Ice and Fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, and IDAS.
Most players are aged between 14-25, with the server owner being 18. All are welcome to join as long as they follow the rules.
If you are interested in joining, head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: Yes, all ages are welcome as long as the rules are followed.
A: We have a list of banned mods and items to ensure a fair gameplay experience for all players.
Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.
Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.
Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!
Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.
So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?
So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!
Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!
Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!
Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!