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  • White Shorts Curse Minecraft Server

    White Shorts Curse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy theory that if you wear white shorts in minecraft, you’ll, like, lose more often. it’s, like, scientifically proven or something.

    we have this whole women’s soccer team thing going on where, like, if you join the team and wear white shorts, you’ll, like, never win a game. it’s, like, a curse or something. but, like, if you wear any other color shorts, you’ll, like, dominate the competition.

    so, like, come join our server and be part of this, like, totally wild experiment. who knows, you might, like, discover the secret to winning at minecraft. or, like, you might just have a good laugh at all the chaos. either way, it’s gonna be, like, a blast, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCarnage666

    CreeperCarnage666

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where your worst enemy gets stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by creepers while trying to build a house made entirely of TNT. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with lava-filled roller coasters, diamond-studded dungeons, and a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. But beware, the evil sheep overlords are always watching, ready to strike when you least expect it.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a blast watching your worst enemy get pranked by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sunshine Allergy: The Pinkeye Chronicles

    Sunshine Allergy: The Pinkeye Chronicles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where vampires roam free, but not the sexy kind like in Twilight, oh no. These vampires have pinkeye so bad they can’t even go outside in the sun! But don’t worry, they’re still thirsty for blood and ready to wreak havoc on anyone who dares to cross their path.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where vampires with pinkeye rule the night. Build yourself a fortress made of garlic and holy water to keep those bloodsuckers at bay. Or, if you’re feeling brave, try to join their ranks and become a pinkeye vampire yourself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have formed a rebellion against the vampire overlords. Will you join forces with the zombie chickens and take down the pinkeye vampires once and for all? Or will you cower in fear as they peck at your ankles with their undead beaks?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t forget your sunglasses, because the sun is shining bright and the vampires with pinkeye are on the prowl!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoCousinAllowedMC

    NoCousinAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and respecting personal space? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy house with a strict but loving land lord, just like OP’s!

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying bills and running errands in a virtual world where family drama doesn’t exist. Build your own empire and never worry about entitled cousins trying to move in without permission.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server offers a peaceful escape where you can relax and unwind without any guilt trips. So come on in and let’s build a world where respect and independence reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

    CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

    Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Silver Tat Minecraft Server

    Silver Tat Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our server and help us stop the werewolf infestation by getting SILVER TATTOES. yea, you heard right. we got werewolves runnin’ wild in our world and the only way to stop ’em is by gettin’ some shiny ink on your skin. but be careful, ’cause if you don’t get that silver tattoo in time, you might end up howlin’ at the moon with the rest of ’em. so come on down and join the fight against the furry menace. it’s gonna be a howlin’ good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BestieBreakupBuddies

    BestieBreakupBuddies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life chaos and build your dream world without any cheating or backstabbing.

    Unlike some people we know, our server is all about honesty and loyalty. No one will gaslight you into thinking you’re the bad guy just because they can’t handle their own mistakes. Plus, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and drama queens – they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us and build your own paradise without any toxic relationships or fake friends. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a cheating ex-best friend and a wedding that never happened. Let’s craft some happiness together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

    Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper’s Curse Server

    Creeper’s Curse Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t let loose and express yourself with some colorful language? Well, look no further because on our server, the more creative your curses, the better! We even have a swear jar where you can deposit diamonds instead of coins every time you drop an F-bomb.

    Join our server and unleash your inner sailor with a community of players who appreciate a good curse word or two. From building towering penis statues to organizing epic swear word battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you’re ready to let loose and have some f***ing fun, join us today and show off your most creative curses. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Swearer and be crowned the king or queen of profanity on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rasputin’s Blood Minecraft Server

    Rasputin’s Blood Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who claim to be direct descendants of Rasputin himself! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to someone who has the blood of a Russian mystic running through their veins. Who knows what kind of crazy powers they might have inherited?

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of Rasputin’s lineage. Will you discover hidden powers within yourself? Will you be able to withstand the dark forces that may be lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, not everyone on the server is who they claim to be. There are rumors of shape-shifting players who can transform into mobs at will. You never know who might be watching you, ready to strike when you least expect it.

    So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become a part of Minecraft history as the next descendant of Rasputin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP