Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!
And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?
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Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of power. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this cheeseburger will gain the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where the villagers ride around on giant hamsters and hold epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and unicorns roam free.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!
we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!
join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!
And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!
So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣
Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.
But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!
Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!
And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game called “Zombie Soccer” where players kick around zombie heads instead of a regular soccer ball. It’s a real kick in the head, literally!
And if that’s not enough craziness for you, we have a special event every Friday called “Ender Dragon Racing” where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the skies. It’s a high-flying adventure that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be flying so fast)!
So come join us on our server for some unhealthy, but incredibly fun, sports activities. Who needs to be in shape when you can have this much excitement in the virtual world?
| Features |
|---|
| 🗳️ – Polls for everything on the server |
| 🌐 – A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border |
| ⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join! |
| 🛡️ – Claims to prevent players from griefing your home. |
| 🗺️ – Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live. |
If you want to check it out, join using the information below!
JAVA IP: play.frogcraft.live BEDROCK IP: frogcraft.live BEDROCK PORT: 25803 DYNMAP: http://frogcraft.live:25729/
And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with the Bedrock version of Minecraft? | Yes, you can join using the BEDROCK IP and PORT provided above. |
| Are there any restrictions on building in certain areas? | There is a world border in place to limit the building area, but you are free to build within that boundary. |
| How do I protect my home from griefers? | You can use claims to prevent players from griefing your home. Instructions on how to use claims are provided in-game. |
| Can I create or join teams with my friends? | Yes, there are teams available on the server for you and your friends to create and join. |
Join us and become the most cancelled VTuber in the virtual world! Forget about Enna Alouette, because she’s old news. We’re all about pushing the boundaries and causing a stir.
Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From spreading PL under the Hex brand to stirring up drama like never before, you’ll never have a dull moment with us.
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show the world what true chaos looks like in Minecraft! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.
2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.
4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.
Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.
Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020