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Ant Venom Electric Currents

Ant, ant venom, biology, cells, cellular channels, cellular function, Channels.., currents, Electric, electric currents, Measuring, neuroscience, Pain, pain mechanism, pain perception, research, researchers, Science, scientific discovery, Uncovered, Understanding, VENOM, venom study, Workings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	107	Players Killed by Monsters:	468
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Emeralds Found:	1174
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data management, data processing, data science, data visualization, dpm, LolCraft, machine learning, Methods, Preference, research, sampling, Sassy, SD sampling methods, SDE Karras, Server, software, statistical analysis, Technology, update

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3613
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Votes:	3291	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	2569
Dragon Eggs Found:	3967	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Crafty Jew Crew

1. Jews, Crafty, CREW, jew, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs 4. Jewish ethnicity, Jewish faith, Jewish faith 3. Jewish stereotypes, Jewish heritage, Jewish history 2. Judaism, Jewish holidays, Jewish identity, Jewish people, Jewish persecution, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, jewish traditions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

Adventure, Antagonist, Character, Conflict, DAWNTRAIL, Decision making, destiny, Development, Drama, FANTASY, fate, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, Mystery, Plot, Protagonist, QUEENS, Quest, resolution, Role, Roles, Server, Storyline, teamwork, whats

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	95	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

Boost, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, demographics, economic development, economic growth, Economy, gdp, integration, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Palis, political tensions, Population, power dynamics, regional stability, Social Cohesion, societal integration, TEAM

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Farms Harvested:	385	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!