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SMP: AFKmininglol

AFKmininglol, current actions, current activities, current circumstances, current focus, current goals, current location, current mindset, current position, current priorities, current progress, current projects, current responsibilities, current schedule, current situation, current state, current workload, daily routine, daily tasks, present moment, smp, what are you doing right now

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4778	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	94
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	176

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Votes:	9342	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2980	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Villages Defended:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!