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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6574 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 51 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7234 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!