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E-Reader Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being locked down and restricted like a prisoner in a Kindle? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Our e-reader system allows you to read any book you want, from classic literature to the latest fanfiction about Steve and his adventures in the Nether. So ditch the Kindle and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing locked down is your next achievement.

SMP: AFKmininglol

AFKmininglol, current actions, current activities, current circumstances, current focus, current goals, current location, current mindset, current position, current priorities, current progress, current projects, current responsibilities, current schedule, current situation, current state, current workload, daily routine, daily tasks, present moment, smp, what are you doing right now

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

acceptance, anger, Apathy, Chaos, Coexist, compassion, Conflict, Country, Crafty, creeper, current state, Division, Government, Harmony, Humanity, Oyster…or, Peace, Politics, society, terms, Understanding, Unity, video analysis, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

911 operator, call handling, Communication, compassion, Crafty911, crisis response, critical thinking, Decision making, dispatcher, emergency protocols, emergency services, emotional resilience., first responders, Job demands, mental health support, Minecraft, multitasking, patience, public perception, Public Safety, Server, Stress Management, teamwork

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

aggravating, Corruption, CraftyPolitix, current events, dishonesty, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of accountability, leadership, Manipulation, Media bias, partisanship, polarization, Political Scene, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, public trust, Social Issues, special interests

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	918	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	1992
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!

LightSpeedCraft

astronomical objects, Astrophysics, Black Holes, cosmic destruction, cosmic events, Destruction, exotic matter, gravitational pull, high-energy physics, hypothetical, light speed, LightSpeedCraft, matter, scientific theories, space phenomena, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe, white holes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Void Armor Forged:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mines Excavated:	1040	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yOu know what else is light-speed? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! it’s so fast, you’ll be mining diamonds before you even realize it!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Hot & Cool Craft

alien world, Astronomy, atmosphere, celestial body, celsius, Cool, Craft, data, discovery, Evening, Exoplanet, Extreme Temperatures, fahrenheit, findings, Heat, hot, morning, research, Science, Space, Temperature

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4214
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have mornings hotter than the sun and evenings cooler than your ex’s heart! we’ve got lava pits for swimming and ice caves for chilling. our mobs are so fierce they make the nether look like a daycare center. join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. so grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to insanity together!

KrisCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than getting rid of creepers! 1.8-1.20.4

1.81.20.4, Community, Coreprotect, creations, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, easier, Experience, finding, grief preventing, KrisCraft, Land claiming, Minecraft, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, Quality, Quantity, rid, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Support, Updating, Vanilla, world, year

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

KrisCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Resetting	No
Land Claiming	No
Grief Protection	CoreProtect
Community Size	Small
Server Age	Over 1 year

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You need to join the Discord server and get added to the whitelist by clicking here.

2. Is the server currently on version 1.21?

We are planning on updating to 1.21 very soon, once all server plugins support the new version.

3. How is griefing handled on the server?

We do not have land claiming, but we use CoreProtect to roll back any griefing that occurs.

4. Can I build anywhere on the server?

Yes, the world is completely unrestricted, allowing you to build anywhere.

5. Why is the community size small?

We are focused on quality players over quantity to create a new community.