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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 704 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
