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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3988 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
