At This Point, I Rather Have This Guys In Today’s Game Than Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of playing with the same old boring players on your Minecraft server? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of chaos? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyHostage Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire deal, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostage, Demands, Diplomacy, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, hostage situation, hostage threats, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, Minecraft, Négotiation, New York Times, palestine, peace talks, political tension, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7216
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is getting in on the action! That’s right, they’re piling on new demands for a ceasefire deal, but don’t worry, we got this under control. Plus, there’s hostage threats for extra drama! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero who saves the day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Basement Wine Party

aging, aging process, alcohol, basement, Cellar, discovery, enjoyment, fermentation, Forgotten, LUCK, Party, Taste, vintage, wine, wine aging benefits, wine appreciation, wine culture, wine discovery, Wine history, wine storage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1480
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where wine actually gets BETTER with age. like, forget about all those boring servers where everything’s normal, come join us where you can find ancient bottles of wine in basements and become the life of the party. who needs diamonds when you can have a glass of fine wine that’s been fermenting for centuries? trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for Jynxzi Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Jynxzi is a talented and ambitious individual with a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in marketing and design, she brings a unique perspective to her work and is always looking for new and exciting ways to make an impact. Jynxzi is dedicated to personal growth and self-improvement, constantly striving to push boundaries and challenge herself in all aspects of her life. She is a team player who thrives in collaborative environments, and is always eager to learn from others and share her knowledge and expertise. With a strong work ethic and a drive for success, Jynxzi is a rising star in her field with a bright future ahead.

Ayanoland

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	100	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1942

A minecraft creative server, running on 1.19.4, with multiverse support and lots of other things. Still in Alpha-stage so might reload at anytime. Website features forum and dynamic map, as well as change logs.

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BadWolfMC: Where even the creepers are scared of the drama. Join the chaos now for endless fun! 18+ only.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

BadWolfMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Drama-Free Community	Join a welcoming and inclusive community
Semi-Vanilla Experience	Crafted with carefully selected plugins for added fun
Impeccable Performance	Hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone for stability
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Seamless crossplay across different devices
Engaging Events	Regular events, tournaments, and activities
Robust Protection	Multiple protection options and diamond-based economy
Eco-Friendly Worlds	Public farms and resource worlds for sustainability
Community Integration	Connect with players on Discord and find answers on the wiki

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older
No Griefing
No Client Mods/Exploits
No Advertising/Spam
Common Sense/Maturity

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly for players 18 years and older.

Q: Are there any restrictions on mods or exploits?

A: Yes, only Optifine is allowed. Other client mods or exploits are prohibited.

Q: How can I apply for membership?

A: You can apply for membership on the website using the provided link.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, there is an integrated Discord server for players to connect.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, there are recurring, seasonal, and one-off events to keep players entertained.

Dog Walker’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Votes:	7332
Dragon Eggs Found:	5657	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting touched is your funny bone! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans!

🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!

😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

SmileCraft SMP – Turn that frown upside down, /vt/!

emotion, encouragement, facial expression, frown, Happiness, inspiration, joy, Laughter, love, mental health, motivation, Oshi, positivity, Protect, self love, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Support, Turn, upside, well-being

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Farms Harvested:	773
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	287	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers tell jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a fashion show!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Smile Protection Squad, dedicated to ensuring that every player’s smile is safe and sound. Forget about griefers and trolls, our squad will make sure you’re always grinning from ear to ear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical rainbow unicorn island where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin!

StepdadSpeechGoneWrong

Brat, Communication, Conflict, dad, Divorce, family, feelings, Honesty, love, Marriage, mom, Parent, relationship, Role, Speech, step parent, stepdad, StepdadSpeechGoneWrong, toast, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions!

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Experience the thrill of betrayal, heartbreak, and redemption as you navigate through our virtual world.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who must choose between two father figures, each vying for the title of “dad.” Will she choose the man who raised her, or the man who is willing to do a special dance at her wedding? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the added bonus of dealing with overbearing moms who just want everyone to get along. Will you stand your ground and speak your truth, or will you give in to the pressure and deliver a heartfelt speech declaring your undying love for your stepdad?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Join today for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

ExploresMP: MustTryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	236
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of getting chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with the explosive crowd! So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous pigs wearing pirate hats. It’s a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrollCraft: Griefed & Pranked!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to be as nasty as possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your entire base blown up by a group of trolls, or getting pranked with endless traps and tricks. Our community is full of devious players who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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