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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3770 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Votes: | 6347 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!