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Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	298632	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	169
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	688
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Void Gems Collected:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	New Chunks Explored:	880512

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1166	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7792	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Potions Brewed:	197	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Towns Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mines Excavated:	4929
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	6645	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!