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SMP: AFKmininglol

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	1340	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

50 Shades of Grey, anal play, ass play, cum swallowing, deepthroat spray, dirty talk, double headed dildo, evolving sex life, lingerie, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, oral sex, partner intimacy, PIXEL, reverse cowgirl, role-play, Server, sex toys, sexting, sexual exploration, spanking, tight body

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	120	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Anthro, Bunny Byers, cat, Chains and Chances, Cold Blooded Dairy, Collared, cultural exchange, Debts, detective, DOMINANCE, Dungeon of Stories, Grand Marshal, Hmofa Masterbin, Home on the Range, Human, Human Dominance General, mindbreak, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Neon Dream, new neighbor, pokemon, Professor Harkness Greens, Projects, Pythagas, smp, Stories

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Votes:	3171
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.