Join our Minecraft server and find out why Russian girls are more patriotic than western women! Maybe it’s because they always have a flag handy to wave in battle, or maybe it’s because they know how to survive in the cold harsh landscape like true warriors. Whatever the reason, come join us and see for yourself – just watch out for any sudden vodka parties!
| Server Info | |
|---|---|
| Name | Quirm SMP (Vanilla) |
| Server IP | quirm.xyz (Version: 1.21.4) |
| Server Hosting | 32 Gigabytes of RAM |
| Location | EU (English Only) |
Join this server if you wanna experience Minecraft like never before! We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and dancing llamas! And don’t even get me started on the talking trees and singing creepers!
You’ll be laughing your butt off as you explore our custom-built anime world filled with giant sushi rolls, magical girls, and ninja pandas! Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids – they’ll grant your every wish and turn you into a real-life anime character!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly disappearing for 5-10 minutes at a time, only to return with a snap story post of your epic adventure in the toilet. Our server is perfect for those who love a good disappearing act and want to keep their coworkers guessing.
But beware, if you report any disappearing shenanigans to the manager, you may end up in a virtual probation battle with your fellow players. Will you be the hero who saves the server from disappearing chaos, or will you join Jess in her epic quest for the ultimate disappearing act?
Join us now and let the disappearing madness begin!
Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.
And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.
Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!
The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?
So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!
Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!
Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.
Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net
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