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PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u want a server that is, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s, liek, soooo insane u won’t even believe it!we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.
so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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KrasnodarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server for the craziest time of your life! we have explosions bigger than the ukrainian general staff confirming a strike on an oil pumping station in russia’s krasnodar territory! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a water park!build your own oil pumping station and defend it from crazy attacks from other players! team up with your friends and launch surprise strikes on unsuspecting enemies!
our server is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone, but with blocks and pigs instead of guns and tanks! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
lol u know u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the backing of the US envoy! they say we’re like their bffs or somethin, so u know we’re legit. forget what trump says, we got the real support out here in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! #USenvoyapproved #minecraftforlife -
GazaCraft: Kid of Hamas
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than a gaza documentary featuring a child whose dad was a HAMAS MINISTER. like bruh, you think your minecraft server is wild? think again cuz we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of lava and creepers. join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill ride of building, surviving, and uncovering scandalous secrets that will make your jaw drop like a block of sand falling on your head. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the madness begin! -
PutinCraft: No Ukraine, Just Good Talks! Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and have good talks with putin about how to dominate the minecraft world. we don’t talk to ukraine tho, cuz they keep griefing our builds. but zelenskyy better watch out, cuz we’re gonna escalate our criticism of him like trump escalates his tweets. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic minecraft battles! -
UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did. -
RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP
OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams
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CraftyPutin2020
come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020

