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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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KremlinCraft: No Peacekeepers, Just Creepers!
so like, u know how trump is all like “we need peacekeepers in ukraine” and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the ultimate peacekeeper! we got creepers and zombies and skeletons all trying to start wars, but we keep the peace with our epic building skills and teamwork!join our server and be a part of the most epic peacekeeping mission in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!
so come join us and help us keep the peace in our crazy minecraft world. who needs trump when you have us?!
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ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?! -
PutinCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trump even refuses to label putin a dictator because they play minecraft together and have epic pvp battles. join now to witness the most insane political minecraft server ever created, where anything is possible and the memes never stop. build your own white house made out of obsidian and rule over your own minecraft country with an iron fist. who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and let the craziness begin! -
Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan! -
Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama -
CraftyPoliticsMC
Tired of scrolling through Reddit only to be bombarded with American politics at every turn? Escape the madness and join our Minecraft server where the only political debate is whether to build a castle or a treehouse! Our community is filled with players from all over the world who are too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers to worry about the latest political scandal. So come join us and leave the politics behind – unless you count the heated arguments over who gets the last enchanted golden apple! -
BlockyFascistFails
Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even recognize a fascist regime when it’s staring them in the face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created a utopia where the only dictator is a friendly llama named Larry. Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream castle, battling evil mobs, and participating in llama fashion shows. Who needs social studies when you can have this much fun? Join now and let Larry lead the way to a better tomorrow!