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TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and they grant you wishes if you find them in the game. And get this, the whole map is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And if you find the secret cheese cave, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like, the most epic server ever, you gotta join now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and unicorns and cheese and dragons and rainbows and stuff. So like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -
WhiteHouseShowdown
come join our minecraft server where trump, vance, and zelensky have heated arguments in the white house EVERY DAY! watch as they fight over who gets the last diamond block or who gets to ride the pig first. it’s a political showdown like you’ve never seen before! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the fun! who will come out on top in this epic battle of wits and blocks? only one way to find out! JOIN NOW! -
BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.
But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!
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Divine Craft Realm 1.20.6
Yo, bro, do you ever look at the president and think, “Damn, this dude is basically the second coming of Christ”? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got all the holy vibes up in here!We got pixelated angels flying around, mining blocks and spreading the good word of Notch. And let me tell you, our virtual communion bread is top-notch – it’s made of the finest virtual wheat in all of Minecraftia.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe blessed by the president himself. That’s right, he logged on to our server and personally enchanted each and every pickaxe with the power of divine mining. So come on down and join us, because on this server, every block you break is a prayer to the pixelated gods!
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CraftyCoalitionCrafters
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we build houses out of giant sausages and ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of angry villagers armed only with a block of cheese and a rubber chicken. if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, this server is the place to be! come on in and join the fun! -
CraftyMacronSaveZelensky
so like, this server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s where all the cool kids hang out. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide.one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.
so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.
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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6
Yo, listen up fellow anons! If you’re tired of being a shut-in incel, come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have virtual waifus that will actually talk to you! No more rejection, just blocky love. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are top tier, perfect for mining away your insecurities. So leave the basement and join us for some epic block-building adventures! -
Eternal Quests 1.20.3
Yo, bros, have you seen this Minecraft server that’s blowing up all over the place? It’s like the hottest thing since diamonds in the game!Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got crazy events happening all the time, like pig races and zombie dance parties.
And get this, on this server, you can ride on the backs of flying llamas while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in block form.
Plus, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes to players who find the hidden golden potato. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server.
So come on, join us and let’s all lose our minds together in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. It’s gonna be a blast, bros!
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NATOForgetMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife