come join our cray cray minecraft server where we build houses out of giant sausages and ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of angry villagers armed only with a block of cheese and a rubber chicken. if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, this server is the place to be! come on in and join the fun!
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CraftyCoalitionCrafters
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CraftyMacronSaveZelensky
so like, this server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s where all the cool kids hang out. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide.one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.
so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.
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NATOForgetMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife
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GazaRivieraCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE CRAZY THAN TRUMP POSTIN A VIDEO OF NETANYAHU SUNBATHIN IN GAZA RIVIERA! U CAN BUILD UR OWN BEACH RESORT AND HAVE SUNBATHIN PARTIES WITH UR FRIENDS! WE ALSO GOT SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNELS LEADING TO A DIAMOND MINE, WHERE U CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGIN CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, U WON’T REGRET IT!
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TrumpCraft: Truth Edition
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, zelenskyy hasn’t banned trump’s truth social platform on it! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? but yeah, come join us and build ur own truth social empire in the minecraft world. u can like, rule over ur own kingdom and spread all the fake news u want, it’s gonna be lit! plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and treasure hunts and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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SunbathingBuddiesMC
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣
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KremlinCraft: No Peacekeepers, Just Creepers!
so like, u know how trump is all like “we need peacekeepers in ukraine” and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the ultimate peacekeeper! we got creepers and zombies and skeletons all trying to start wars, but we keep the peace with our epic building skills and teamwork!join our server and be a part of the most epic peacekeeping mission in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!
so come join us and help us keep the peace in our crazy minecraft world. who needs trump when you have us?!
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ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?!
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PutinCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trump even refuses to label putin a dictator because they play minecraft together and have epic pvp battles. join now to witness the most insane political minecraft server ever created, where anything is possible and the memes never stop. build your own white house made out of obsidian and rule over your own minecraft country with an iron fist. who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!