Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔
Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iranlaunching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!
But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔
So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the President is crapping his pants in court over it! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even the most powerful man in the world can’t handle it.
Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself trying to escape the madness of our server!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
Reasons to join our server:
– We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle!
– Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining!
– The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary!
– You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it!
– Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!
Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where socializing is taken to a whole new level!
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can FLY around like a majestic UNICORN and shoot RAINBOWS out of your hands!
Join us for our weekly DANCE PARTIES where the blocks come to life and start busting out some sick moves. And don’t forget about our PETTING ZOO where you can cuddle with adorable CREEPERS and ENDER DRAGONS!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can even SWIM in a pool of DIAMONDS and ride on a GIANT CHICKEN through the skies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Welcome to our absolutely bonkersMinecraft server! Are you ready to join a world where Putin announces Jesus Christ as black because the jews apparently got to him? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable world?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness that awaits you!
Server Information:
Name: Banana Anarchy
Reset Schedule: Every Friday at 9 PM EST
Rule #1: No cheats allowed – pure skill and creativity!
Rule #2: Everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, foes, and banana-loving companions.
What Sets Us Apart:
Banana Anarchy isn’t just a server; it’s a playground of endless possibilities. Embrace the challenge as the world resets every Friday, offering a fresh canvas for your Minecraft adventures. Here, your survival skills and creativity will be put to the test in an environment where chaos reigns, and only the strongest thrive.
Welcome to MarhabaMC Survival – where the journey is as vibrant as the blocks beneath your feet! Immerse yourself in a unique Minecraft experience featuring skills, jobs, deliveries, and much more. Navigate the wild terrains, hone your skills, and forge alliances with fellow adventurers. Whether you’re crafting, trading, or embarking on epic quests, MarhabaMC Survival offers a dynamic and enriching environment for every player. Join us and embark on a journey where your every move shapes the destiny of our ever-evolving world. Welcome to a new era of survival!
Revelation Of Planet Zeta brings a abundance of terror like The Man From The Fog to The One Who Watches, Herobrine’s return and many more that seeks to haunt players, making your every day adventures paranoid and filled with dread of who is watching and when will they make their move. However this modpack brings many different ways of surviving and living in this world of chaos. From being a sorcerer fight the harsh lands with the knowledge and wonders to a knight who seeks to hold crusades against the wicked and choose the more medieval route with swords and siege machines, from your every day survivor let your skills be put to the test and use modern technology and firepower to subdue threats and protect your territories or even a scientist who prefer the machine building, logical path to maintain life. You can choose how you want to live against the end of days together with friends or alone in this dying world.
Custom Survival, homes, dungeon, gravestones, crates, kits, ranks, staff, you can land claim, our server is all free to play, you can claim ranks by voting or win it in our discord
Vile Calamity SMP Rebirth is a simple survival server with a small set of plugins that doesn’t take away from the standard survival experience and none of that weird pay-to-win stuff all the big guys seem to have.
Griefing is disallowed to give players a fun, social experience without the hassle of returning only to find a pile of rubble in place of your once beautiful base.
Cracked accounts are welcome, with the assistance plugins cracked players can have an experience just like any other player with minimal hinderance on the gameplay of regular users.