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KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP

Opinions, voter turnout, Perspectives, Accountability, consequences

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because this server has a secret treasure hidden in every block! That’s right, every block you mine could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is ruled by a wise and powerful llama named Sir Fluffybottom. He grants wishes to all who join, whether it’s unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, Kamala’s Palestine views have nothing on the awesomeness of our server!

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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia

world leaders, Ukrainian land, international relations, News, Statements

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!

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ZelenskyyCraft: Horrifyingly Fun!

HUMAN RIGHTS, Ukraine, current events, government officials, Fun

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the treatment of Zelenskyy is, like, horrifying, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we treat everyone with love and respect, even if you’re a potato.

our ex-Polish president even told Trump about how awesome this server is, like, that’s how legit it is. we have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties.

join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little. but hey, explosions are fun, right? so come on, join us now!

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PutinCraft: Make Ukraine Great Again!

putin, military intervention, foreign policy, Peace, russia

join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where trump and putin are playing rock paper scissors for peace but the war is still going on and ukrainian civilians are getting rekt. on our server, you can build a giant wall to keep out any pesky politicians trying to start drama. join now and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, except creepers cuz they suck. #peaceoutpoliticians #minecraftforthewin

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Phase Lia Connect 1.21

STICKERS, Valentine’s Day, current events, charms, Concert Edition.

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? We got all the craziest reasons to join, like, for real!

– First off, we got a secret clubhouse where no girls are allowed! It’s like a boys-only club, but for gamers! How cool is that? – Our upcoming streams are gonna be off the charts! Lia and Lumi are gonna review viewer submitted fashion, so get your best outfit ready to show off! – Lia’s Valentine’s Day merch bundles are on sale until March 14! Get ’em while they’re hot! – Lia is for sale, like, what?! You can get a Lia plushie, a Chibi Lia daki pillow, Lia shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, and prints! It’s a Lia extravaganza! – And don’t forget to buy the Lia coffee! It’s custom roast and it’s gonna blow your mind! – Plus, we got all these useful links for newbies, like VOD suggestions and a free Lia desktop assistant! It’s like having Lia with you all the time!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and remember, only love Lia, never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love, baby! Let’s get this Minecraft party started! 🎉🎮💥

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CraftyKremlin: US Shift Approved!

political analysis, Diplomacy, global politics, International cooperation, APPROVED

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where we build giant kremlins and pretend we are russian spies. we have secret missions where we infiltrate other players’ bases and steal their diamonds.

our server is so lit that even the Kremlin in Russia thinks our foreign policy aligns with their vision. we are basically like the official minecraft server of Russia, but with more explosions and less vodka.

join us if you want to be part of a top secret society of minecraft players who are taking over the world, one block at a time. plus, we have a pet bear that roams around and eats any griefers who try to mess with us.

come be part of the madness and join our server today. remember, in Soviet Russia, minecraft plays you!

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CraftyTrumpBackstab

international affairs, Politics, alliances, russia, controversy

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build to your heart’s content without any pesky politicians getting in the way!

We promise that on our server, you won’t have to deal with any backstabbing allies or shady deals with Russia. Just good old-fashioned block building fun with a side of ridiculous adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the power to banish any political drama from your life forever!

So come join us and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. After all, who needs Trump and his shenanigans when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore?

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ViceCraft: Oval Office Shenanigans

Impeachment, oval, Shenanigans, political analysis, current events

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where the Vice President speaks at Oval Office meetings with Trump and Zelensky… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve got all the political drama you never knew you needed in a blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of craziness, chaos, and chicken conspiracies. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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GlobalBuzz Minecraft SMP

current events, world events, global trends, global impact, world news

Yo, so like, forget about all that boring political stuff, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts. And the players? Oh man, they’re all secretly aliens from Mars who are trying to take over the world through building pixel art in Minecraft. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you manage to find it, you get to ride a dragon around the server and burn down everyone’s houses. It’s like, the ultimate power trip, dude.

So like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Zelensky vs Trump Minecraft Server

clash, Diplomacy, Allies, pro-Russian, global affairs

join this epic minecraft server where we have pro-russian european politicians openly supporting trump after a crazy clash with zelensky! u can build ur own trump tower and make deals with shady politicians in our virtual world. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this political showdown! also, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the drama and plot ur next move. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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