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  • Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

    Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss
    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

    if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • CraftySocietyOops

    CraftySocietyOops
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

    Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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  • BlockySecrets

    BlockySecrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy shenanigans are going down! Picture this: a group of dancing pigs throwing a rave in the Nether, while a gang of chickens ride around on llamas dressed as cowboys. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and is now selling custom-made scarves to players. Want to join a server where you can participate in epic battles against flying sheep armed with diamond swords? Look no further, my friend.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a pack of wolves breakdancing to dubstep music in a disco-themed jungle biome? Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • CraftyRussia Minecraft Server

    CraftyRussia Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancing for emeralds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your house into a freakin’ castle in seconds.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows? It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?). See ya there, homies!

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  • BoomCraft: Round Two!

    BoomCraft: Round Two!
    YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

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  • KyivCraft Minecraft Server

    KyivCraft Minecraft Server
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we push russia out of ukraine wit our epic building skills and redstone contraptions. we got a secret plan to end da war and blinken himself is on board. join us and be a hero in dis epic battle for peace and blocky justice. plus, we got free diamonds for all new players cuz we rich like dat. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show russia who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft world.

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  • TverBoomCraft

    TverBoomCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones attack russian ammunition depots for fun! watch as explosions go boom boom and players scramble to evacuate their virtual homes! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos or join the chaos and become a drone pilot yourself! come join the madness and see who will survive the ultimate showdown in the tver region! it’s gonna be lit fam!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! They were playing so hard that their pagers exploded, like BOOM! Talk about intense gameplay, amirite? Join now and see if you can survive longer than a Hezbollah pager, lolz!

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  • MetaCraft: No Russian News

    MetaCraft: No Russian News
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

    also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

    plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

    so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • TrendyTroubles2024 Minecraft SMP

    TrendyTroubles2024 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server in existence! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of highly trained poultry warriors who protect our land from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that the leader of the Chicken Army is actually a disguised player who can transform into a chicken at will.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further! Join our SMP and prepare yourself for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unforgettable adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our wacky world!

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