Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!
Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!
Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!
Join us for Footstep, Walk, Run event where you’ll have to literally do all three at the same time to survive. And don’t miss out on the Union Raid where you team up with other players to take down a giant Alteisen!
Our special recruits are no joke either. Maiden: Ice Rose is so cold, she’ll freeze your enemies in their tracks. And Ludmilla: Winter Owner is back for a rerun, ready to show off her winter fashion sense.
But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming recruit Rapi: Red Hood is so stealthy, they’ll sneak up on you without you even noticing. And Scarlet: Black Shadow is making a comeback, ready to strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose her.
Don’t miss out on our crazy costume passes either. From Volume: Beat the Gun to Ein: Handmade Festa, our costumes are so stylish, even the creepers will be jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the Unbreakable Treasure Chest, it’s been known to cause some chaos. See you in the game!
We got ICE DRAGONS, MAIDENS, and even a dude named GUILLOTINE! Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Winter Owners and Snow Buddies? And don’t even get me started on the Black Shadow and Red Hood!
Plus, we got costume passes for days! Beat the Gun, Ark Mage, Last Girlhood – we got it all, baby! And let’s not forget about the codes, like NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY and UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST!
So what are you waiting for? Join us for some LOLZY entertainment and let’s make some memories together! See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
– Have you ever wanted to fight an ICE DRAGON in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance in our ICE DRAGON SAGA event! Battle your way through snow and ice to claim victory and bragging rights among your friends.
– Feeling brave? Join our upcoming Union Raid event where you’ll team up with other players to take down epic bosses and earn epic loot. Who needs a regular raid when you can have a UNION RAID, am I right?
– Special recruit alert! Meet Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. These characters are ready to join your team and bring some winter magic to your Minecraft adventures.
– And don’t forget about our Costume Passes! From Volume: Beat the Gun to Vesti: Ark Mage, we’ve got the coolest costumes for your character. Who says you can’t be stylish while fighting off creepers and zombies?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). See you in the game, and remember to stay tactical and entertaining!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).
Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.
So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ