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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3701 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7851 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!