LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!
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VertebrateVillains
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FireflyCraft
hEy yOu! yOu wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a spider controlling fireflies? well, then you gotta join our server! we got creepers riding pigs, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!our server is like a jungle gym for your imagination, where you can build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, and ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).
we even have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and government. it’s like a soap opera down there, let me tell ya.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s weirder than orb weaver spiders controlling fireflies?