| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 920 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1038 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
49.12.223.75:10815
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8128 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
areustupid.ddns.net:25248
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9043 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.
So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3381 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!
And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3581 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4678 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6686 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9108 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!
if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1536 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1139 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4165 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6641 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7337 | Star Shards Collected: | 196 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
