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FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule -
Obsessed with BBC Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old shit? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for you to collect.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary BBC (Big Beautiful Castle), where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments and try to claim the title of BBC Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a horde of zombies while riding a giant chicken into battle.
So why the fuck are you guys so obsessed with BBC? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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ThisIsNotACult Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).
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Skyblock Airlines Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the airplanes want to join in on the fun! That’s right, we have a special mod that allows airplanes to soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. So hop on board and join us for a wild ride through the clouds! Who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two along the way. -
Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks – pure perfection!Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, giving you the power to mine obsidian with just one tap!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with villagers who have mastered the art of dabbing. Yes, you read that right – dabbing villagers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!
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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us! -
Bootylicious Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the female buttholes are alluring! Join us for a butt-tastic adventure like no other. Our server is filled with magical creatures who have the most enchanting buttholes you’ve ever seen. Explore the land and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary Golden Butthole of Doom.But beware, there are rumors of a male butthole army planning to invade our server. Only the bravest players can stop them and save our precious female buttholes. Will you rise to the challenge and protect the bootylicious beauty of our server?
So come on, join us and experience the butt madness for yourself. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so cheeky?
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ThisIsNotAHermitCraftRipoff Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that have taken over the land, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a prize!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks when you’re not looking.
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Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!