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MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3148
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Game, Iceborne, Info, Kiranico, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, question.., Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Threads, trailers, vg play

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Monster Hunter madness!

Imagine riding a Minecraft dragon while hunting down giant monsters like a boss. Our server is so epic that even the monsters are shaking in their boots (if they had boots, that is).

We’ve got crazy new features like riding a T-Rex into battle or taming a fire-breathing dragon to protect your base. And don’t even get me started on the loot – you’ll find diamonds, emeralds, and even rare Monster Hunter gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a whole new dimension filled with even more epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, bookworm, Fang board playlists, Fitgirl, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, melissa, MelissaMinecraftSMP, Previous thread, ShyBookwormMonday, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Mods, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	1808
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.