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SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	849
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mines Excavated:	1161	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	207	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	926	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Star Shards Collected:	179	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Runes Activated:	0

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	450283
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

LightVsL_MinecraftMadness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Towns Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Join our server where we make things as complicated as a Death Note plot twist! We promise you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through mind-bending challenges and puzzles that even L would struggle to solve. Say goodbye to Near and hello to a world of insanity and fun! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart even the most cunning of players. Let the games begin!